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by Madame Lichtenstein - www.TheStarryEye.com


ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets are feisty and fancy free in May. They seek freedom and will find it if you forget to keep door and windows closed. Let them enjoy their freedom under your watchful eye ... or on a long leash.
 

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
There is a lot to do and not enough time to do it... or so it seems. Expect great activity and more than the usual amount of curiousity from your Taurean pet. They are on a mission, but can be diverted by something nice in their food dish.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets love to share their stuff and this May, Don’t be surprised if they leave you all sorts of little gifts. I’m not sure what you can do with an old piece of fabric or a soggy toy, but always remember to say thank you.
 

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancerian pets are the life of their respective parties all through May. They attract new friends and admirers and they looove all the attention. Keep an eye on them lest they stray too far from home and get lost.

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Use the month of May to groom and spoil your Leo pet. They crave beauty and stroking. Decide if you want them to sit and sulk or if you just love to hug them all the time.
VIRGO  (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Keep an eye on your Virgo pet this May unless youwant to be a new parent.They are sexy and attractive to others and can get into mischief. Try to keep their attentions focused on new stimuli... err toys.

LIBRA   (SEPT 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Your Libra pets needs new friends this May. Try to arrange some play dates or take them out to the park. Whatever you decide, be sure that they look their best too. How about a fancy new outfit?


SCORPIO   (OCT 24 - NOVR 22)
Even very active Scorpio pets may be a bit lazy and laid back this May. This is good - they are recharging their batteries. They may pay a bit more attention to you so be prepared to give them a little more attention too.


SAGITTARIUS   (NOV 23 - DEC 22)

Sagittarian pets are on a mission and are the intrepid explorers. Don’t think that you will fool them. They  find all new treausres. Don’t be surprised if they park them in the back of your closet. Surprise!
 

CAPRICORN   (DEC 23 - JAN 20)
May is a time of peace and quiet around your Capripets. They are almost meditative and calm. What a nice change of pace! Allow them their alone time but also know when to give them an extra cuddle.... and a bath.

AQUARIUS   (JAN 21 - FEB 19)
Attend to your Aquarian pet’s health this month. If that means that you keep them more  grounded in the interior space so be it. Check all diet and medication to be sure that it is fresh and applicable. Watch ‘em run in June!
 
PISCES   (FEB 20 - MARCH 20)
If your Picean pets seem more cuddly than usual (and that is saying something...) it is just because they feel in need of a little tlc. Give it to them in big bundles and they will return the attention in kind.
 
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