petScopes
Horoscopes for the
Furry kids |
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September 2005 -
by Madame Lichtenstein |
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The summer is winding down, be there is still quite a
bit of sun-baked energy going around. Keep your eye on
the antics of our furry, feathery and scaley pals as
Mars moves into independent Sagittarius.
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets may have a tendency to wander off this
month thanks to active Mars. Wise parents will make sure
that the screen doors are closed and the windows are
only slightly ajar. When all esle fails, dust off the
leash...
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LIBRA (SEPT 24 - OCTOBER 23)
There is a clatter, chatter and clamor around Libra
pets this month as Mars encourages them to communicate.
Ordinarily quiet pets may be making quite a racket.
Thank goodness, this too shall pass.
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TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taurean pets are especially rambunctious and randy
this September and can get into all sorts of mischief.
If you are not interested in the pitter patter of new
little paws or claws be sure to buy them a toy to keep
their mind off natural pursuits.
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SCORPIO (OCT 24 - NOVR 22)
Scorpio pets may be especially selfish
with their toys this month and may hide things around
the house to protect them. Try not to step on anything
in the dark. |
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
If Gemini pets seem a
little needy this month, give them more attention and
make them feel special. They want your company and may
not leave you alone for a minute. If this seems unusual,
wait until next month when Mars moves on and thier
attention goes elsewhere. |
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 - DEC 22)
Sagittarian pets are full of personality and energy
now. Others gravitate to them and they are the hit of
the block or dog walk. Treat them to a grooming session.
They are more aware of their appearance and would love
it!
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CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets are hard at work this
September digging, hiding and generally running around.
Expect little gifts to be left on your pillow. Be sure
to give them a little extra in their dinner plates as a
reward. |
CAPRICORN (DEC 23 - JAN 20)
Capricorn pets seem more intuitive now and can sense
when they are being fed dry food or human food. Don’t
try to fool them while herding them into the travel case
for a trip to the vet. They will hide until October!
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LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Your Leo pet may happily knock over a
few treasures this month thanks to an overactive Mars in
Sagittarius. Batten down the hatches and engage them in
activities that keep them on ground level. |
AQUARIUS (JAN 21 - FEB 19)
Aquarian pets are especially popular now and they
love it. They walk with confidence, looking for
compliments and a few cuddles. Anyone that comes near
them has to give them loads of attention. This makes a
simple walk last for hours. |
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPT 23)
Virgo pets are content to stay around
the house this September. They may be found happily
hiding under the bed, in the bathtub or in the back of
the closet. Goad them out with a treat... |
PISCES (FEB 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets seem especially
careful this September and may refrain from risky
behavior like climbing to the top of the refrigerator or
jumping over a favorite table. Do they want to make a
good impression or are they just tired?? Ask them. |
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